I picked Naya up from the baby sitter (my S-I-L). In the car she was slurping the 'enimens' (M&M) so I told her not to do that because she might choke. She wasn't listening so I repeated in a different tone of voice. She said, "Mama, you're not suppose to be in a bad mood because Santa is watching". .

The road was wet because it rained earlier. She told me not to drive on the water (she meant paddle). I said, Why? She replied, "Because it's against safety regulations". Huh, she's 3 1/2 years old - how does she know these things? Well, apparently, there is a kid's TV show about safety.